Overheard conversations

Riiiing....Riiiing...

Me: Hello?

Ziggy: (who is calling from...ahem...work): Hey...how do you spell "bidet"?

Me: (instant mental picture of these big, burly, dirty steel mill workers sittin around in their coveralls and steel-toed boots, discussing bidets)

Me: B I D E T

Ziggy: That's what I thought. Ok, see ya at 11!


I don't even wanna know....